Topic: get on your knees and worship.

. Bend him over and wear him like a sock. Some pro-level ass pigs can take whole feet (and more) up their holes — an awesome skill that comes after years and years of training, stretching, and expert-level fisting (or handballing, for our friends in England). Recommended lubes are J-Lube, K-Lube, Fist Powder Tech, or my personal formula for fisting: a combination of J-Lube, Crisco, Corn Huskers Lotion (you can usually find this at farmer feed-and-seed stores) and a dash of clove oil. Foot w...